
whod want a girl who
didnt surprise her
lovely boy with make
outs and cute things ?perfect woman wow where.
point me to her direction
because i’d totally date her.[ presses a kiss
on your nose. ]yeah, maybe a bit too innocent.
because i am too. so when i say
tha t i want to sleep on your bed,
thats totes innocently meant xo.

that’s a good question.
one that i do not wish
to bother a n s w e r i n g.
nope, i called dibs first.
isn’t that how it works?
[ wrinkles his nose,
and places a peck
on your cheek ]
i see nothing wrong with
that. innocence at it’s
finest.
honestly, i prefer cute/innocent girls
over outgoing girls. not that there’s
anything wrong with the latter,
just my preference.
youre so cute
can you not.oh please, even if you know
how p great you are, im always
here to satisfy your pride and ego.[ sits on your lap
nuzzles your neck. ]
p.s. you totally do.

you’re the one
making out with
me when i’m not
prepared.
w o w , the perfect woman
has shown up in front of me.
what do i do? how do i prevent
her from leaving me?
[ wraps arms around
your waist and gives
a grin ]
p.s you’re totally
w r o n g.
i’m innocent.
no more talking and water spilling
and im not cleaning that up btw
im going to sit on your lap
and be a pretty princess
and tell you how amazing
you are and how much i
want to live on your bed.
p.s. thats a lie

[ is totally caught off guard
and stuff ]
well then. can’t say there’s
much complaints with that.
i mean, i like the whole
princess thing and hearing
how amazing i am, so please
do all of that.
p.s i dont lie.
no. when i tell you that
youre such an idiot i hate you.
thats my way of telling you
that youre cute and we should
definitely fall asleep in each others
arms listening to each others heartbeat
but yes youre cute anyway.

well that’s pretty intense.
don’t say that stuff to me
because bad.
i shall put you in my closet
so i don’t have to look at you.
and i mean that in the best way possible.
p.s you’re cuter.
i devour men like you.
that’s the black widow
way, my friend.
and consider this
a heads up tbh ♥

..– if that’s your way of saying
i’m cute ,
i’ll take it.
alive ?
not for long.

.. are you planning my murder?
–because I don’t think
you’re supposed to tell
me that.
ill pretend that that
didnt sound gay ok ♥
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I’m totally straight,
totally.
I could pass as the
straightest man alive.
everyone in this state
doesnt like you apparently
but i like you and thats ok

I just want to be his one less lonely girl–
or boy–
or– whatever–
❝ P R O M I S E ? ❞
and the circuits of her system
held back to overheat; hearing
the word always messed with
rapunzel’s hard drive.❝ i am very happy.
you’re very warm.
. . .
are you okay ?
are you S I C K ? ❞

“–sick? Do I feel that way?
No, I’m– just happy you’re
here with me, that’s all.”
he was quite content with
her being in his presence,
warm inside to know that he
wouldn’t have to spend
another night alone with
her by his side.
“– I promise.”

You see, me and the Biebs aren’t
exactly ’sympatico’ at the moment.