solemquis:

   [  whines. bites your ear.  ] 

                               wow. perfect prince right here.
                               ladies  first, charming.  always. 

           i’ve embarrassed myself   way   too  much
           because of innocence and being  oblivious. 
           just like how i was screaming at the wrong 
           team yesterday and i just —— wow how do
           you even tolerate   me   that must  be  god 
           given  T A L E N T.  i  applaud you for  that.

                              so that means that i  pass
                              all the  tests without  even
                              trying?  that”s a first. wow. 

            h e y.
 
                                [ gives your waist a
                                   squeeze as punishment ]

    yeah, but seriously, i love when
    someone can be their whole self
    around me. like wow, nothing more
    attractive than that. humans are
    my favorite things and you are
    one of my favorite humans.

                                                  pretty much.
                                                  just be y o u.