solemquis:

    [  smiles, gripping tightly
       on           his        hand.  ]

                     of course i love you. i would 
                     hit you with a pan  if  i didn’t. 
                     i love you as much as i love
                     pancakes  and  soccer and 
                     basketball and  the smell of
                     L    A   V   E   N   D    E    R.

     [  eyes water only slightly,
        chewing  on  her lips  to
        stop     the    T E A R S.  ]

 then do i have permi-
               ssion  to  cry  now  ?

        [ lets out a chuckle
          as his hands move
          up to press against
          her cheeks, a smile
          spreading at her
                           words ]

                                               and i love you , just as
                                               much as the amount of
                                               stars in the sky, more than
                                               the amount of water on
                                               earth and no less than the
                                               air that surrounds you
                                                                         each day.
              

               [ his fingers sweep across
                 her tear ducts, and a kiss
                 to each eye lid follow ]

                                                               if you must.

solemquis:

[  winces and glares
    at      you.   W H Y.   ]

          such  an  honor to be one  of  your  favorite
          humans. do  all  of  your  favorite   humans
          get  pinched  by  you?  wow.  that’s   lovely.
          very lovely. i’m joking i love you. come here.

                                     [  eases on your lap and 
                                        wraps   arms   around 
                                        your       neck.    sighs.  ] 

           you stop that or i’m
           going     to    C R Y.

          [ laces our fingers together,
            a smirk on his lips ]

                                       hmm, only the extra special ones.
                                       i would hope you love me, i mean,
                                       it’d be a pretty big downer if you
                                       didn’t.

                         [ slides his arms around
                            your waist and then presses
                            a kiss on each of your cheeks ]

          you can only cry
           if it’s from being h a p p y.

solemquis:

   [  whines. bites your ear.  ] 

                               wow. perfect prince right here.
                               ladies  first, charming.  always. 

           i’ve embarrassed myself   way   too  much
           because of innocence and being  oblivious. 
           just like how i was screaming at the wrong 
           team yesterday and i just —— wow how do
           you even tolerate   me   that must  be  god 
           given  T A L E N T.  i  applaud you for  that.

                              so that means that i  pass
                              all the  tests without  even
                              trying?  that”s a first. wow. 

            h e y.
 
                                [ gives your waist a
                                   squeeze as punishment ]

    yeah, but seriously, i love when
    someone can be their whole self
    around me. like wow, nothing more
    attractive than that. humans are
    my favorite things and you are
    one of my favorite humans.

                                                  pretty much.
                                                  just be y o u.

solemquis:

        whod want a girl who
        didnt    surprise   her 
        lovely boy with make
        outs and cute  things ?

                                                  perfect woman wow where. 
                                                  point me to her direction
                                                  because i’d totally date her.

             [ presses a kiss 
               on   your   nose. ]

                                yeah,  maybe  a bit too  innocent.
                                because i am too. so when i say
                                tha t i want to sleep on your  bed,
                                thats totes innocently  meant  xo.

      that’s a good question.
      one that i do not wish
      to bother a n s w e r i n g.

                                                     nope, i called dibs first.
                                                     isn’t that how it works?

                  [ wrinkles his nose,
                    and places a peck
                    on your cheek ]

                                                  i see nothing wrong with
                                                  that. innocence at it’s
                                                  finest.

          honestly, i prefer cute/innocent girls
          over outgoing girls. not that there’s
          anything wrong with the latter,
          just my preference.

solemquis:

           youre so cute
           can   you  not.

                                        oh   please,   even   if  you   know 
                                        how  p  great you are, im  always
                                        here to satisfy your pride and ego.

                  [  sits   on  your   lap
                     nuzzles your neck.  ] 
 
                                  p.s. you totally do. 

          you’re the one
          making out with
          me when i’m not
               prepared.

                                               w o w , the perfect woman
                                               has shown up in front of me.
                                               what do i do? how do i prevent
                                               her from leaving me?

                  [ wraps arms around
                    your waist and gives
                                 a grin ]

                                                         p.s you’re totally
                                                                w r o n g.

                                                            i’m innocent.

solemquis:

          no more talking and water spilling 
          and im not cleaning that up btw
       
                                 im going to sit on your lap
                                 and be a pretty princess
                                 and tell you how amazing
                                 you are and how much i
                                 want to live on your bed. 

           p.s. thats a lie 

         [ is totally caught off guard
                           and stuff ]

                                               well then. can’t say there’s
                                               much complaints with that.
                                               i mean, i like the whole
                                               princess thing and hearing
                                               how amazing i am, so please
                                               do all of that.

               p.s i dont lie.